ok.. so here it goes... was asked by nura to see atikah's blog for some pics then was hooked.. and kept reading her entries. then went over to korekaraminade.. suck there and read her entries too.. interesting and decide to blog for myself.. and taaadaaa!!! here i am!!! hahaha..
actually this is my 3rd blogspot already.. the first one i guess i had when i was 18 years old... (hmmm!)... then change when i was 20 years old.. and now i am 23 years old.... WOW!! great!!
ok... 2010!! hmmm.. the year i've been waiting for.. well.. hmmm... hahaha... the year im getting married.. well.. interesting and excited... but havent felt nervous yet.. mayb soon... hahaha..
2nd & 3rd January 2010:
Me and Fadli attend kursus rumah tangga... for 2 days and long hours!!! as ussual attire: menutup aurat..so i wore tudung.. and the moment fadli saw me.. he laugh.. so i guess i sure look funny... fadli said i look like maid indonesia!! hahaha.. i agree with him..
1st day:
Woke up at 8am and was very late!!! suppose to report at 8.15am!! faster take tudung.. never shower seh!! fadli also late.. but he shower arh!! 17 couple attended the kursus... Freaking long hours!! from 9am to 7pm!!! alamak.. my buttock all numb already!!2nd day:
had really fun on the 2nd day... because the guys really open up.. and they became friends already... and we had the best topic.. kejujuran and sex... they are very active at this two topics..Teacher: Kalau awak nampak hp kat lantai.. aper awak buat?
Guy: Saya angkat tu hp arh.
Teacher: Lepas tu aper awak buat ngan hp tu?
Guy: Saya check model hp tu... kalau hp baik nyer model saya off hp yang saya jumper tu.
Teacher: Kalau hp tu koprak.. apa awak buat pulak?
Guy: Saya letak balik kat lantai tu.
(Everybody starting to laugh)
Teacher: Ok kalau awak ternampak iphone.. tolong jelaskan saya apa tingkah laku awak seterusnyer?
Guy: Saya angkat iphone tu. Off hp. Keluar kan simcard dier. Masok kan simcard saya. On kan balik. Abeh mcm biaser pakai ler.
Teacher: Bukan ker nama tu mencuri?
Guy: Bukan aper cikgu... nama nyer bukan mencuri.. nama nyer rezeki... saya yang jumper saya nyer rezeki lar.. kan orang orang tua cakap rezeki takleh di tolak.
Teacher: Kalau awak nampak hp tu kat shopping centre.. adakah awak akan bagikan hp tu pada kaunter lost and found?
Guy: Sama jugak.. Orang tu lost dan saya yang found jadik milik saya lar tu...
Teacher gives up!!!
ADOI!!! Penat seh ketawa... actually u are suppose to call back the owner of the hp.. if there is any number in the contact book.. if not.. u can keep it for 1 year but if still cannot get the owner after 1 year then its up to u whether u want to use it or not.
another example.. the teacher call 3 guys up infront.. guy A (the same guy the teacher asked abt the hp thingy), guys B and guy C.
Teacher : Ok Guy C. Awak percaya dalam hantu?
Guy C: Ishe cikgu tentu lah saya percaya.
Teacher: OK mata dier kaler aper?
Guy C: Mata dier kaler merah.
Teacher: Dari macam dan macam mana awak tau mata dier merah?
Guy C: Dari Buku.
Teacher: Buku aper?
Guy C: BUKU HANTU LAR!!!
(everyone laughing)
Teacher: ok Guy B. Awak percaya dalam hantu?
Guy B: Yer.
Teacher: Mata dier kaler aper?
Guy B: Kaler hijau.
Teacher: Macam mana awak tau mata dier hijau?
Guy B: Kan nama nyer dah zaman modern. kalau manusia leh pakai contact lens, hantu pon boleh pakai.
Teacher: Ok guy C. Pernah nampak hantu?
Guy C: Pernah!
Teacher: Kaler aper pulak mata hantu yang awak nampak tu?
Guy C: Kaler biru cikgu!
Teacher: Aik dari mana awak tau mata dier biru?
Guy C: Saya nampak lar cikgu.
Teacher: Nampak dari mana?
Guy C: Dari Movie.
Teacher: Movie aper?
Guy C: Movie TWILIGHT!!!
YA ALLAH!! the teacher face change to red already seh...
hahaha.. so finish our class for the 2nd day at 4pm.. and we got our kursus rumahtangga CERTIFICATE.. as the guys say... cert halal dorang!! hahahahahaha... next stop ROMM!! 150 days before marriage day.. hehehe.. ok gonna mit up fadli.. blog again some other time!! see ya!!!
Signing off: Ila
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